Smiles Hiya All

lol yes

Hi Zero.


We are off for lunch and a looksie around the town, now. see you laters.

see you later Zero, me and temo are off out now

=3

laters

D: I'm cold, and my throat hurts, and I'm out of soup, and I'm tired, despite the fact that I slept like.. 13 hours last night. ; n ; I hate being sick.

awwwwwwww

*huggles*

Yes,
awwwww and hugs

I will be off going home in about half an hour an will be out of touch for about 14 hours.

Alone again...

Hey guys

Hello Lunay who is now known as Maryse Welcome to my pack Or should I say welcome back?

hey Maryse =3 nice to see you back again

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.. Tray-up, Bitch.'




this is no way ment to be offensive to gay people, just thought it was a funny joke i could share with everyone

LOL, no, it's okay. I actually know quite a few gay guys who would say the same thing. xD

Morning Arashi
Feeling any better?

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign
advertising the 4 pups. And set about nailing it to a post on the edge
of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a
tug on his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of little boy.


"Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies."

"Well," said the farmer,
as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck,
"These puppies come from fine pair of parents and cost a good deal of
money."

The boy dropped his head for a moment.
Then reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of change
and held it up to the farmer.

"I've got thirty-nine cents.
Is that enough to take a look?"


"Sure," said the farmer.
And with that he let out a whistle.
"Here, Dolly!" he called.
Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran


Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.

The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes
danced with delight.

As the dogs made their way to the fence,

the little boy noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse.
Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably smaller. Down
the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat awkward manner, the little pup
began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up...

"I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the runt. The farmer
knelt down at the boy's side and said, "Son, you don't want that puppy.
He will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs
would."

With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down, and
began rolling up one leg of his trousers.

In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg
attaching itself to a specially made shoe.

Looking back up at the farmer, he said,
"You see sir, I don't run too well myself,
and he will need someone who understands."

With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and picked up the little
pup.

Holding it carefully handed it to the little boy.

"How much?" asked the little boy. "No charge," answered the farmer,
"There's no charge for love."

The world is full of people who need someone who understands.


awwwwwwwwww ^^ how cute

Thanks guys. Its great to be back.

Hi Maryse

Hey temo

I'm back home from my trip to england.
I finally got to meet Jace in person and she is everything that I expected and more. I wish i could have stuffed her into my bag and brought her home with me. I didn't want to leave her.

How did it go?

It was great. want to go again, but can't afford too this soon.

Thats good. Maybe next time it will be her coming over here to see you

maybe. got her penciled in for summer.

Kool

yeah, it is. but the biggest obstacle is money, costs around $1100 for round trip tickets. And if you do hotels, you can double the cost of the trip.